As we anticipate the third and fourth indictments of Donald Trump, both of which look like they might land before school starts, I am reminded that presidents all think about their place in history. George Washington didâhe was careful, for example, not to do certain things that would carry the whiff of monarchical ambition. He eschewed a third term that he could easily have won because he knew that he was setting the precedent for all who would follow him.
Viewed in this light, Trumpâs run to return to the White House might be seen as his attempt at vindication after a narrow defeat in 2020. Although in Trumpâs case, one might put it less loftily: Trump, ever the emotional 5-year-old, is livid that Joeyâs Marky Sparky Blast Pad Rocket is bigger and cooler than his and the kids like Joey better. So heâs running to right that grievous historical wrong.
But letâs be clear about Trumpâs main motivation. Yeah, he wants to be president. He wants to corrupt and destroy democracy, bask in the radioactive glow of his sycophantsâ blubbery praise over his perfect phone calls to Putin, start the mother of all culture wars, and all that. But mostly: He wants to stay out of prison.
And in fact, these arenât really different reasons. As in a cheap tapestry that unravels if you pull on one thread, everything here is connected. For example: Part of Trumpâs plan to destroy democracy is no doubt to figure out a way to make himself president for life. Did you notice Trumpâs praise for Xi Jinping last week in his sit-down with Sean Hannity? âThink of President Xi. Central casting, brilliant guy. You know, when I say heâs brilliant, everyone says, âOh thatâs terrible.â Well, he runs 1.4 billion people with an iron fist. Smart, brilliant, everything perfect.â
Itâs worth mentioning as an aside that about a month ago, the New Zealandâbased Human Rights Measurement Initiative found China to be the worst country in the world with respect to its own citizensâ rights. When youâve topped North Korea, youâve really made it. That Trump calls this âperfectâ is another hint at what he has in mind for his restoration, and if that quote doesnât terrify you, youâre sleepwalking.
But the main point is this: His admiration for Xi obviously is built around the fact that Xi has eliminated dissent and cleared the decks to run China forever. We should take a moment to revisit how he did this. Back in 2018, the National Peopleâs Congress, or NPC, voted to end the two-term limit for presidents. The vote was 2,958â2 (with three abstaining). Then, this March, the NPC endorsed Xiâs third term. That vote was 2,952â0. I wonder where those five went between the first vote and the second.
What are the advantages of being president for life? Free housing, free travel, endless opportunities to grift your gullible followers, all the Thousand Island dressing you could dream of. But the biggest perk of all? No one can throw your corrupt ass in jail. At least not now, not how our laws are written and have been interpreted.
As we know, it is official Justice Department policy that sitting presidents canât be prosecuted. So for Trump, being president for the next four years would in essence wipe these indictments off the books. As for criminal trials that started before he was sworn in on January 20, 2025, should he win? Easy peasy. He can pardon himself. Come on. You think he wouldnât do it? You think he couldnât count on the right-wing media to endorse it as no big whoop and look at those stupid fulminating libtards, along with a chorus of right-wing, Leonard Leoâanointed constitutional âscholarsâ to explain why itâs all fine?
Of course all that would happen. And Trump would make sure he had an attorney general who would agree with him on every point. In fact, my bet today for who will be Donald Trumpâs attorney general if he wins? Donald Trump. Yes. Think about it. It makes so much sense that it almost worries me that my brain is even able to go there.
And beyond 2029: Why stop at four years? Why risk it? Get the Constitution suspended, and get in there for life. Then you can break all the laws you want forever.
In sum: The time to get Trump is now. Aileen Cannon has evidently figured out that sheâs only in her early 40s and is going to be around long after Trump is gone and had better worry at least a little about her post-Trump reputation and has scheduled the classified documents trial for next May (37 counts). Heâs also sweating the Stormy Daniels hush-money case, which is going to trial next March (34 counts). And of course we sit here and await possible charges from Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis with respect to Trumpâs attempts to steal votes in Georgia in 2020, and from Jack Smith on January 6 incitement (and maybe moreâover the weekend, Georgia Governor Brian Kempâs office confirmed that Smithâs team had reached out to Kemp, as it had previously to former Arizona Governor Doug Ducey).
The law will do what the law does. But in terms of politics, the Democrats have to keep all this front and center and just repeat over and over again that Trump has four places he might be living two years hence: Mar-a-Lago, the White House, a federal prison, or (a bit of a long shot, but not impossible) a Russian dacha along the Black Sea just south of lovely Gelendzhik. Heâs running for president to stay out of the slammer. Thatâs about as lofty as this gangsterâs historical aspirations get.
