Rudy Giuliani is a fascist, a creep, and a pathetic, craven, evil little man. He’s also a truly terrible and incompetent lawyer. He shares the last quality (and a proclivity toward perversion) with Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s defense attorney on Arrested Development. See if you can tell which moronic lawyer said what.
Quizzes
Who Said It: Rudy Giuliani or Barry Zuckerkorn?
They’re both terrible lawyers. Can you tell them apart?
Illustration by The New Republic