That’s the premise of this short video created by Jack Dishel of The Moldy Peaches.
The video, which is the first episode of Dishel’s web-series, features a long-haired, greasy Culkin (who was last seen playing the kazoo in a pizza-themed rock band) returning to his most famous role. This isn’t as straightforwardly nostalgic as Fuller House—grown-up Kevin hasn’t yet recovered from the pretty disturbing events of Home Alone, like being abandoned by his family at the age of eight. (For the record, I’m still sometimes haunted by those pigeons from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.)